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Oh, The Misery

Well today is Saturday... the last day of the holidays. *sobs* OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL! Monday is just around the corner... back to school. Back to waking up early in the morning, back to work, back to studies, back to tuition, and worst of all... back with homeschoolers! Those bunch of crazy, nasty, sarcastic little things. YES SU-ANN, I mean you as well. Ha ha ha just kidding la okay. You can put away the knife now, thanks. So what have I acomplished during the holidays you ask? Ho ho. Nothing useful, that's what. Lol but hey, that's what the holidays are for... :D

...Right?

Well basically my holidays were spent 100% study free. Didn't do any homework, assignments, reports... nothing. But that doest mean I don't have any. I have been procrastinating. Guilty as charged... Oh jeeze, I really need to buck up with my studies. Ha ha ha starting tomoro. I promise will try. From tomoro onwards... I, Joy Tan, will be a different person! I will be diligently studying and researching, reading, and all the nerdy stuff larh. I'll buy a chess set (oh wait, I do have a chess set. Ha ha), I'll wear bottlecap specs (even tho my eyesight is perfectly fine), get braces (again, even tho my teeth are perfectly fine), start wearing pants that go all the way up to my armpits, and... to top it all off... I will start playing Warcraft. Whoa... that last bit is too nerdy for me. Yesh Su, that was a stab at you. Heh.

Ha ha XD hey wait a minute.

Why do I have to be nerdy to study smart? Haha too commercialized edi larh. Okok, where was I? Ok... yeahh! I'm gonna be a new person (*cough yeah right* <------extremely small text) and I will start "studying SMART". Someone (someone hawt) told me that... you know who you are lar =). So, my new motto is... study smart, but play hard. Oh yeah. Nice. I know, I know... that motto everyone also know edi. But now only I take it as my own marh. But I seriously doubt how "smart" I'll be studying... might not even be studying. Dammmmn. Lol currently in Grade 9... gonna start Grade 10 in a month or so. Hoping to finish all Grade 9 assignments before I move on (kinda impossible if you ask me XD). Wish me all the best ppl... or just grab a hold of me and scream "DONT BE LAZY!!". That will really be... wow. Okay. On second thought, don't do that. Ha ha ha 

So it's day 4 of the holidays... Thursday. This school holidays have been quite successful cause I actually managed to get out of the house. Wow. Improvement improvement ! Ha ha instead of staying at home rotting my brain dead with tv tv and more tv, I went out on Monday, Tuesday AND Wednesday. So monday... went out to Jusco Balakong with my mom to "shop". But I didn't reli get anything... but i did get a new pencil case? Haha my old pencil case was like... a decade old (for those blur ppl, a decade means 10 years larh).

Yes, I know the pic is blur. But at least you still can see what right? Lol so basically Monday didn't really shop... mom went to get her hair cut at the saloon or whatever it's called, and I had to wait for her...

 

Ha ha ha I got bored larh okay. Can you relate? Lol okay so that was Monday. Tuesday is another story... mom decided to bring my two lil sisters to get their hair cut too. And so... the whole family goes to Jusco Balakong again. Hey, I only went for the food okay. Didn't wanna be left home alone without food... God knows, I might starve to death! Sobs ... okay la, I admit. I can't cook. SO WHAT! Mwahahaha I'm gonna marry a chef someday so everything's gonna be A-okay. Heh. Ok ok, moving on... so my sisters had their hair cut. Omg they took sooo long. One of my sisters chopped off her long hair to get this... kinda like Rhianna's hair, but not quite. Lol XD why does it look like everyone has this haircut these days. Oh well...

Heh. My youngest sister on the other hand... HA HA HA. Poor girl. She has coconut hair larh wei. Wtf looks so frigging funny... I wanted to get my hair cut too... but nah, decided not to. I like my hair the way it is now ... next time only cut la. Ho ho XD. Oh yeah... I saw the funniest thing. Tuesday night... I had cup noodles for dinner. Look i found in it. Wtf pigs!

Totally wierd... I would've accepted this but it tastes like crap. Seriously. Worst cup noodles ever. The pigs taste like... fishballs. HAHA omg laaa... food is for eating, not looking cute. Ha ha oh well.

Ok then on Wednesday... I went to Leisure Mall with Elvin, Amanda, James, Janice, Jonathan, Justine, Rebecca, Rachel, and Sarah. I'm surprised my parents even let me go... cause we had to take a bus there. What's the big deal you ask? Well, in my parent's eyes... public transportation - adult supervision = rape/robbery/kidnap/injuries. Ha ha maybe they finally accepted the fact that i can take care of myself. HO HO I'm gleaming! Hahaha anyways, we watched Ratatouille there... not bad not bad. Lol had fun larh basically. Wee XD so today I'm just staying at home... not going anywhere. Tomoro will be FRIDAY... and soon the holidays well be over... back to school. Ah, bummer.

NOTICE! XD

Immediate Vacancies

(holiday jobs)

1 figure salary*

Due to incapability of driving and a desperate need of a way to escape strict parents and rules, bored girl in Cheras is hiring the following:-

1) Driver
    (1 Position)

·         Must provide your own car
- most preferably a Transformer car (e.g. Bumblebee Chevrolet Cadillac)

·         Legal driver’s license
- strictly no under aged drivers (exception if you‘re hot)

·         Able to come on duty anytime, anywhere

·         Fluent in English
-good sense of humor will be an added advantage

·         Must have an almost flawless sense of direction
-Cheras, KL, PJ, Subang, Sunway, etc.

2) Dummy Replacement

     (1 Position)

Job description: Act as a replacement while employer (that’s me) is out.
Layman terms: Pretend to be me while I go out la. Just in case my parents look for me, my dummy replacement will cover for me.

·         MUST LOOK EXACTLY LIKE ME
-170cm
-long, layered, night black hair
-damn hawt larh basically

·         Diploma in Excuses and Word-Twisting

·         Must be able and willing to work long hours

·         Able to work under pressure

Please contact me ASAP between the working hours of 12midnight-4AM. Resumes are not required.

*excluding advertising and handling fees

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